February 2012
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canofbacon:
theres 2 types of people in this world
people who masturbate
and filthy goddamn liars
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I think Hayley is turning me into a boob-lover. A lover of breasts.
Boobs are great, man.
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Has anyone read 'Looking for Alaska' by John...
fishingboatproceeds:
sstephaniecaroll:
and if so, would you recommend it?
I thought it was okay.
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Also I think I’m going to avoid tomorrow’s episode of Glee like the plague until I can find the nerve to watch it. The whole trigger-happy writing scheme doesn’t sit well with me.
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I know that people say that technology is ruining...
but I’m convinced that it’s only the extroverted ones, the ones that could talk to people, but they’re too lazy to make the effort.
But I think in this broad assumption, the older generation is forgetting a big chunk of the picture. They’re forgetting the introverts. The youths who would otherwise be reading, making friends with only fictional characters, and only dreaming...
I’m PMSing, deaf in my right ear, behind on my work, and tired. You could say that I’m one unpleasant person right now.
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legallyblained:
iwillbeyourgoal:
what if you had never joined tumblr
think about that
think of all the people you’d never have met
think of all the shows and movies you’d never have watched
think of the fucking amazing grades i’d be getting
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Heh. I like my boobs.
And yes I am allowed to say that.
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thatsmoderatelyraven:
I don’t have school tomorrow
stupidhumanvoices asked: I CASHED IN MY COUPON NOW WHERE'S MY BOOB PICTURE?!?!?!?!?!
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stupidhumanvoices replied to your post: I keep constructing fantasies in my head from…
I wonder who and where this is about— oh wait no that’s right i DON’T hahahaha! But I do this too every time.
Hey I’m allowed to fantasize man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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tuperting:
HOLY
SHIT
ABORT
MISSION
I JUST SENT MY TEACHER JOHNLOCK FIC INSTEAD OF MY HOMEWORK
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I keep constructing fantasies in my head from pictures with perfect lighting.
If I see sunlight streaming through a window, my heart soars with unbelievable joy and I can’t help but imagine sharing it with somebody I really, truly care about because that moment as the sun rises is one of unmatchable hope and wonder. The mother of all new beginnings.
If I see a barn, I imagine driving...
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I really want to post a picture of myself in a dress I tried on yesterday and loved. But alas, I have this fantasy in my head that I walk into prom with Geir and this dress on and kinda just become this whole big middle finger to my high school years and have a good time and go out with a bang and look back on my life and say that that was the day that the new me started existing.
And I...
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Here is a coupon for Hayley Chittenden for 1 free picture of my boobs half out of my shirt, to be redeemed at least 12 hours after receiving this coupon. Expiration date: When my boobs stop being relatively attractive.
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Hayley if I take a picture of my tits half out of my shirt will you reblog it?
yeyeyeye!
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Maddie, I was just thinking about that time we...
summerisfunner:
And when we were waiting in line, seeing this and I thought I was gonna cry
and there was this little girl with a helmet wandering around aimlessly (it won’t rotate, so you’ll have to deal, sorry)
and you got hot, so you poured water down your shirt (I love you)
oh and there was this chick with seals, who you thought was a pole dancer (which also won’t rotate cause...
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Without Hayley’s confidence in my ability to get laid, I don’t think I would know what to do with myself.
f33ny:
100% scientific fact
if you call someone honey or sweetheart passive-aggressively
you’re a buttface
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My school life.
galloping-thoughts:
What my parents think I am: a Harvard bound intellectual A+ student.
What my teachers think I am: Wait, who is that?
What my peers think I am: Aren’t you like a nerd? You were smart in middle school…
What I think I am: Oh my god I am so dumb. I don’t understand half of this shit.
What I actually am: A completely ordinary average student.
“On a somewhat serious note today because of a conversation the other day:
I...”
– You Didn’t Thank Me For Punching You in the Face « Views from the Couch (via verycunninglinguist)
everyone: are you okay
everyone: you look tired
everyone: you look upset
everyone: you look confused
everyone: are you mad at me
everyone: what are you mad at
me: IT'S MY FAAAAAAAAACE
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The best/worst thing is though (depending on how you look at it) is that I know I deserve better than my dad. I really do.
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The science department at my school.
galloping-thoughts:
my freshmen bio teacher is currently in jail for partying with kids and providing drugs and alcohol
the physics teacher I don’t have just got fired, because all of her students failed the first semester, and so she started inflating grades until someone noticed. she apparently taught most of her classes with the sentence “if a cat fell out of a window, what might happen?”
...
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I used to think was normal to have a dad that doesn’t ask how my day was and wish me happy birthday and want to drive me home from school and forget the names of my friends and not fix things and tell you that you’re a bitch more than saying “i love you” and tells you that the future sucks and complains to you about your mom behind her back and not pay the bills and feels...
Watch
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I WEIGHED MYSELF AND IM 149 POUNDS IVE LOST 6 POUNDS IN A MONTH AHHHHHHGHHH YAAAYYYYYY