January 2012
I’m reporting live from the scene of a local new year’s party, and the verdict is this: tequila is awesome.
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December 2011
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churchofcheesus: at midnight i will open another tab with my favorite picture of darren and kiss it
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in honor of 2011 i have wasted the final day of 2011 just like how i wasted every other day in 2011
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friend: i got an A on my calculus test
friend: i got a hot boyfriend
friend: i had so much fun partying this weekend
me: one time i got four notes on a text post i made
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I guess it’s a little too late to warn my followers that there’s a Simon & Garfunkel spam coming up. And continuing. I just… can’t get enough guys. Can’t. Get. Enough. I suggest blacklisting for anyone that hasn’t already done so.
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My dad: Hey Allie, remember when we went to that Paul Simon concert.
Me: Yeah. 'Course.
My dad: And you brought binoculars.
Me: ...
My dad: And you stared at him the whole time.
Me: Stop.
My dad: I bet you didn't even listen to the concert.
Me: Dad.
My dad: And you kept talking about how nice his cheekbones were.
Me: But they were.
My dad: You're pretty creepy.
Me: YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW DAD.
My dad: Yeah I kinda do.
Me: But his cheekbones though.
My dad: Yeah, ok.
Me: His cheekbones.
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IRL and Shit, alternatively titled: Read This if...
12/24-12/30 Saturday 12/24 Today my dad, sister, and I decided to go into New York City for the entire day. It was Christmas Eve, so we knew it would be pretty crowded. I enjoyed it despite the crowds though. We got there around 11 am, and then we walked up to Columbus Circle from Penn Station. We needed a gift for my mom, and after looking at the shops along the way, we realized once we ended up...
Dec 31st
when I finally have sex
some guy: now I know you're a virgin so you probably don't know much about -
me: no I read fanfiction I got this
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deathbyelectricshock replied to your post: Looking at pictures of me when I used to swim.  … Who cares if you aren’t a stick? I think you are beautiful. Thank you! I just… Idk I’m feeling sorry for myself tonight because I’ve been hiking lately and it’s kicked my butt and it’s embarrassing and yeah. But you are lovely and goodness gracious having you back...
Dec 31st
Looking at pictures of me when I used to swim.  lol I was so skinny. hah. haha. ha. fuck.
Dec 31st
Oh my god my “likes” page is just horrible. Horrible.
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“Depression is humiliating. It turns intelligent, kind people into zombies who...”
– (via porygons)
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darrencrass: Darren I am so sorry. Read More
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I will stop listening to Paul Simon when I stop breathing.
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My dad is listening to “Moves Like Jagger” Okay.
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“You may tell a tale that takes up residence in someone’s soul, becomes their...”
– The Night Circus by Erin Morgenstern (via excessivebookshelf)
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