galloping-thoughts:

• my freshmen bio teacher is currently in jail for partying with kids and providing drugs and alcohol
• the physics teacher I don’t have just got fired, because all of her students failed the first semester, and so she started inflating grades until someone noticed. she apparently taught most of her classes with the sentence “if a cat fell out of a window, what might happen?”
• the other bio teacher who wasn’t already in jail was suspended for hitting a student with a fencing weapon (he was a fencing coach), and then resigned after it came out that he had dated a senior girl who was his student
• my chem teacher required his AP classes to turn lab reports in, translated to Russian. does he speak Russian? no. he also required his AP kids to have a penpal from Georgia (the country). why? no explanation.
• my current physics teacher insists on running the class based on how inspired we are by learning. which means, he won’t teach us things, unless someone specifically asks “i am curious. what would happen if ______?”
• one of their replacement physics teacher to take over for cat lady doesn’t speak english. she speaks russian, so she should get along well with the bio teacher.

Major fucked-up-ness.